My llife as a porn star.
"Mine's fake. Inanimate, but feels great to stimulate yer prostate."
Lord Peaches is the master of my desires.
Today has been most successful, and i feel as if i climbed a few steps on my spiral staircase. It was most highly amusing to hear of all the adventures i embarked upon whilst being intoxxxicated saturday night rizzle. Chocolate drops, and nipple-lips, not to mention DOME! Lord, i didnt give it but i wanted to be someones Santa that night. Merry fuckin XxXmas winkwinkniggaz.