[Anyone wandering around... well, what used to be some portion of the town, since it's hard to tell now, will find Squid Girl collapsed on the ground having a horrible nervous breakdown.  Her tentacles are limp and lifeless, and she's clutching them desperately in her hands, rubbing at them and shaking them and talking to them.]

H-hey... wake up!

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[Anyone walking past 462 Stone Street today around the time of the turkey delivery may hear the unmistakable sound of shattering glass.  Anyone close enough to see what's going on will witness a Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings come sailing unceremoniously through the front window of the house.]

Take that!  You won't fool me this time!

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[Mayfield, you may wish to take note of the 25 foot tall rampaging Squid Girl that's currently plaguing your streets.  It looks like all her newfound largeness has gone to her head.]

[Action 1]

[Squid Girl, now gigantic, is standing in the center of town, arms on her hips as she proudly makes her latest proclamation to the town.]

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[It's such a lovely day for fireworks and 4th of July celebrations today!  And a certain little Squid Minamimoto down on Stone Street just can't contain her excitement.  After all, she's lived in Mayfield her whole life and the Indpendence Day celebrations have always been one of her favorite things to do with her family.  Ever since she was a ( Read more... )

[Hey there, Mayfield.  This idiot still doesn't know what a telephone is, but it doesn't matter, because it seems to have been knocked off the hook during her epic battle with the turkey that got delivered to her door today.]

"W-what are you doing?  Get away!"

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