26th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Anyone walking past 462 Stone Street today around the time of the turkey delivery may hear the unmistakable sound of shattering glass.  Anyone close enough to see what's going on will witness a Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings come sailing unceremoniously through the front window of the house.]

Take that!  You won't fool me this time!

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Comments

[kinpika]

Oh, get him, get him!

[moemoetentacles]

It's not gonna get the best of me this year!

[kinpika]

If you don't keep attacking it, you'll let it have the chance to get up!

[moemoetentacles]

You're right! I should finish it off!

[Two of her tentacles shoot out to grab the turkey, slamming it repeatedly into the ground as giblets and stuffing and whatnot flies around the yard.]

[kinpika]

Don't forget to rip it to pieces.

[moemoetentacles]

Right!

[Two more tentacles shoot out, and now there's four of them basically drawing and quartering this thing.]

[kinpika]

[Gil is popcorn.gif-ing....not literally but HE'S WATCHING WITH HUMOR.]

[moemoetentacles]

There! That should do it! Let's see you stand back up from that!

[kinpika]

You gave him quite a work over.

[moemoetentacles]

It's payback for last time.

[kinpika]

I don't think it was actually alive though.

[moemoetentacles]

Well, it definitely isn't alive now.

[kinpika]

To put it simply, it wasn't alive at all. This isn't the turkey you're looking for.

[moemoetentacles]

But last year one of these things came to life and tried to kill me!

[kinpika]

But this one was never alive. See?

[moemoetentacles]

You can never be too careful.