26th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Anyone walking past 462 Stone Street today around the time of the turkey delivery may hear the unmistakable sound of shattering glass.  Anyone close enough to see what's going on will witness a Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings come sailing unceremoniously through the front window of the house.]

Take that!  You won't fool me this time!

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Comments

[bucky_cap]

[Bucky is just. Sitting in the living room and watching, and eating a bowl of cornflakes. He can't cook and fuck if he's letting the drone wife out of the laundry room. He hates that thing, you don't even know. You don't even know.

Cereal for Thanksgiving. It's about par for the course for him.]

...You could have just chucked it in the garbage. I'm not fixing that window, by the way, fuck that.

[moemoetentacles]

I'm not taking any chances. What if it crawled up out of the garbage and attacked me?

[bucky_cap]

Stab it with a butcher knife. [Duhhh.]

[moemoetentacles]

That's what I eventually did last year.

[bucky_cap]

Then what're you bellyaching about? [Nom nom cereal. Bachelor food. Yep.]

If it's gonna attack someone, you realize it can still drag its roasted ass back into the house from the lawn, right? You didn't exactly throw it far.

[moemoetentacles]

I'll just lock the door!

[bucky_cap]

What if it knows how to pick locks?

[moemoetentacles]

That's stupid.

[bucky_cap]

What? You've never picked a lock with a wing bone? I have.

[moemoetentacles]

I usually just use my tentacles when I need to get inside somewhere.

[bucky_cap]

Point is, if I can do it, the turkey can too.

[moemoetentacles]

But turkeys are stupid.

[bucky_cap]

Maybe they upped the ante this year. You should probably go check it and make sure it's not gonna try. [No you shouldn't. He'll lock all the doors and windows and finally get to eat his cereal alone.]

[moemoetentacles]

Maybe I should just board up the window.