BOREDOM
You Know You're From San Antonio When...
-You lost your virginity at Mission Drive-In.
-You know exactly how to get to the Ghost Tracks from anywhere in town. (hahahaha)
-You think pro-choice means flour or corn tortillas.
-You've never been to the Alamo. (NEVER not once.)
-You think a health drink is a margarita without salt. (ooh maragarita)
-You think being able to read the Taco Cabana menu makes you bilingual.
-You used to live in a neighborhood you wouldn't even drive through now.
-There has been a road crew on your street since before the Alamodome was built.
-You remember when Crossroads Mall used to be called Wonderland.
-You've been to Midget Mansion.
-You know all about the Dancing Diablo and the Donkey Lady bridge. (And Woman Hollering Creek.. haha)
-You know that Wheatley and Brackenridge is the same school. (oh yeah i knew that.)
-You remember the Captain Gus show. (HAHAHAHAhahahaha)
-Your subwoofer has twice the value of your car. (it's funny because it's soo true)
-You have three rodeo outfits but never have been on a horse.
-You are an expert with the brake pedal, but you have no idea what a blinker is.
-Your idea of culture is wearing a Hard Rock T-shirt.
-You think the last supper was at Mi Tierra.
-You do your grocery shopping at a flea market. (or HEB)
-You think local politicians are crooks, but you still do not vote.
-You have a "Selena Lives" bumper sticker on your car.
-You care if San Antonio is in the national spotlight.
-A formal occasion is getting a glass with your longneck.
-You believe tacos, barbecue, tequilla, and beer are the four basic food groups. (FUCK yeah)
-You think wearing bows in your hair will get you a husband. (OK 8th GRADE!!)
-Your white mother learned how to make tamales & menudo from your neighbors.
-You know the real definition of Fiesta is "stay home if at all possible". (HELL yeah NIOSA is crazy nig!)
-You have ordered Mexican food at a Chinese restaurant.
-You had breakfast tacos at Taco Cabana on Christmas morning. (EVERY Christmas!)
-You remember the Joske's Christmas display.
-You remember when JC Penney's had a restaurant.
-You remember hamburgers from Whopper Burger.
-Your elementary school field trip was to the ButterKrust Bakery.
-You complain about how cold it is when the temperature dips below 70. (yeah we're pussies about that..)
-You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from San Antonio
I miss somebody right now.
I watch more tv than I used to.
<> I love olives.
I love sleeping.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games. (UH OH! NINTENDO!
I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies.
< >I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
< >I have acne free skin.
< >I like and respect Al Sharpton.
I curse frequently.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I have a hobby.
I've been told I have a nice butt.
< >I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm really, really smart.
I've never broken someone else's bones.
< >I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I love rain.
I'm paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
< >I talk really, really fast.
< >I have fresh breath in the morning.
I have semi-long hair.
< >I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
< >I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I shave my legs.
< >I have a twin.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.
I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
< >I know how to do cornrows.
< > I am usually pesimistic.
I have mood swings.
< >I think prostitution should be legalized.
This survey is passing the time.
I have cheated on significant other.
< >I have a hidden talent.
< >I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
< >I think that I'm popular.
<>I am currently single.
I have kissed someone of the same sex.
<>I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live on sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I would rather shop than eat.
< >I would classify myself as ghetto.
<>I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I'm obsessed with my modblog. LIVEJOURNAL BABY!
< >I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
< >I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
< >I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
<>I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
< >I have never been in a real relationship before.
I've rejected someone before.
I currently have a crush on someone.
< >I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've had the cops called on me before.
I bite my nails.
< >I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
< >I'm not allergic to anything deadly. UH BEES!
I have a lot to learn.
< >I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger than me.
I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
< >I am very shy around the opposite sex especially when they are really good looking.
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have at least 5 away messages saved.
I have tried alcohol before.
<>I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
< >I own the "South Park" movie.
I have avoided assignments at work to be on Modblog or Myspace.
< >When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
I enjoy country music.
I love my best friends.
< >I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. (little ceasars all the way!)
<>I watch soap operas whenever I can.
<>I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
< >I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
< >I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
<>I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
<>I have dated a close friend's ex.
I'm happy as of this moment.
< >I have gone scuba diving
Had a crush on somebody you've never met. UM EMINEM AND RYAN CABRERRA!
< >I play a musical instrument
I strongly dislike math.
I'm procrastinating something right now.
<>I own and use a library card.
< >I fall in 'lust' more than in 'love.'
Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
<>I'm obsessed with the TV show "The O.C.".
< >I am resentfull that I have to grow up.
I'm obsessed with stars.
< > I think that Gerard Way is one of the sexiest people alive.
< > My love life is non-existant.
<>I wear my heart on my sleeve.
This didn't take as long as I thought it would.
< >I think Ashlee Simpson is prettier than Jessica Simpson.
I wonder if I'm making the wrong desicions.
I worry too much about things that are never going to be changed by anything that I do.
I edited this as I went along.
-You lost your virginity at Mission Drive-In.
-You know exactly how to get to the Ghost Tracks from anywhere in town. (hahahaha)
-You think pro-choice means flour or corn tortillas.
-You've never been to the Alamo. (NEVER not once.)
-You think a health drink is a margarita without salt. (ooh maragarita)
-You think being able to read the Taco Cabana menu makes you bilingual.
-You used to live in a neighborhood you wouldn't even drive through now.
-There has been a road crew on your street since before the Alamodome was built.
-You remember when Crossroads Mall used to be called Wonderland.
-You've been to Midget Mansion.
-You know all about the Dancing Diablo and the Donkey Lady bridge. (And Woman Hollering Creek.. haha)
-You know that Wheatley and Brackenridge is the same school. (oh yeah i knew that.)
-You remember the Captain Gus show. (HAHAHAHAhahahaha)
-Your subwoofer has twice the value of your car. (it's funny because it's soo true)
-You have three rodeo outfits but never have been on a horse.
-You are an expert with the brake pedal, but you have no idea what a blinker is.
-Your idea of culture is wearing a Hard Rock T-shirt.
-You think the last supper was at Mi Tierra.
-You do your grocery shopping at a flea market. (or HEB)
-You think local politicians are crooks, but you still do not vote.
-You have a "Selena Lives" bumper sticker on your car.
-You care if San Antonio is in the national spotlight.
-A formal occasion is getting a glass with your longneck.
-You believe tacos, barbecue, tequilla, and beer are the four basic food groups. (FUCK yeah)
-You think wearing bows in your hair will get you a husband. (OK 8th GRADE!!)
-Your white mother learned how to make tamales & menudo from your neighbors.
-You know the real definition of Fiesta is "stay home if at all possible". (HELL yeah NIOSA is crazy nig!)
-You have ordered Mexican food at a Chinese restaurant.
-You had breakfast tacos at Taco Cabana on Christmas morning. (EVERY Christmas!)
-You remember the Joske's Christmas display.
-You remember when JC Penney's had a restaurant.
-You remember hamburgers from Whopper Burger.
-Your elementary school field trip was to the ButterKrust Bakery.
-You complain about how cold it is when the temperature dips below 70. (yeah we're pussies about that..)
-You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from San Antonio
I miss somebody right now.
I watch more tv than I used to.
<> I love olives.
I love sleeping.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games. (UH OH! NINTENDO!
I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies.
< >I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
< >I have acne free skin.
< >I like and respect Al Sharpton.
I curse frequently.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I have a hobby.
I've been told I have a nice butt.
< >I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm really, really smart.
I've never broken someone else's bones.
< >I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I love rain.
I'm paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
< >I talk really, really fast.
< >I have fresh breath in the morning.
I have semi-long hair.
< >I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
< >I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I shave my legs.
< >I have a twin.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.
I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
< >I know how to do cornrows.
< > I am usually pesimistic.
I have mood swings.
< >I think prostitution should be legalized.
This survey is passing the time.
I have cheated on significant other.
< >I have a hidden talent.
< >I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
< >I think that I'm popular.
<>I am currently single.
I have kissed someone of the same sex.
<>I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live on sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I would rather shop than eat.
< >I would classify myself as ghetto.
<>I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I'm obsessed with my modblog. LIVEJOURNAL BABY!
< >I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
< >I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
< >I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
<>I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
< >I have never been in a real relationship before.
I've rejected someone before.
I currently have a crush on someone.
< >I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've had the cops called on me before.
I bite my nails.
< >I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
< >I'm not allergic to anything deadly. UH BEES!
I have a lot to learn.
< >I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger than me.
I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
< >I am very shy around the opposite sex especially when they are really good looking.
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have at least 5 away messages saved.
I have tried alcohol before.
<>I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
< >I own the "South Park" movie.
I have avoided assignments at work to be on Modblog or Myspace.
< >When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
I enjoy country music.
I love my best friends.
< >I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. (little ceasars all the way!)
<>I watch soap operas whenever I can.
<>I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
< >I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
< >I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
<>I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
<>I have dated a close friend's ex.
I'm happy as of this moment.
< >I have gone scuba diving
Had a crush on somebody you've never met. UM EMINEM AND RYAN CABRERRA!
< >I play a musical instrument
I strongly dislike math.
I'm procrastinating something right now.
<>I own and use a library card.
< >I fall in 'lust' more than in 'love.'
Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
<>I'm obsessed with the TV show "The O.C.".
< >I am resentfull that I have to grow up.
I'm obsessed with stars.
< > I think that Gerard Way is one of the sexiest people alive.
< > My love life is non-existant.
<>I wear my heart on my sleeve.
This didn't take as long as I thought it would.
< >I think Ashlee Simpson is prettier than Jessica Simpson.
I wonder if I'm making the wrong desicions.
I worry too much about things that are never going to be changed by anything that I do.
I edited this as I went along.