December 16th observations
Nine days until Christmas
-"Decking the halls" is much more involved. Natural materials such as holly and mistletoe are still used, though not as much as the artificially made tinsel. It is a common sight to see it wrapped around just about everything. (due to it's synthetic nature, could it make a good chemical compound? Will look into this)
-The Germanic tradition of keeping a decorated tree has now become a widely accepted, popular custom. These Christmas trees are gaily decorated with various brightly colored ornaments, beads, tinsel, and are topped by either a star or angel figurine. Note to self: Procure a small one. The discarded needles will prove an annoyance.
-"Santa Claus" is an American invention, although an amalgam of American, Dutch, and English traditions and legends. He is based off of Saint Nicholas, but the religious aspect is lost under the many layers of superficial lore. Rides a magical sleigh steered by flying reindeer and delivers presents to all the "nice" children of the world. Ones classified as "naughty" receive coal (is this really the best concept to preach to children? Obviously a tale perpetuated by adults). Is extremely overweight, but has the disturbing ability to wedge himself down chimneys with a sack of presents. Children are fiercely adamant in their belief that he is a factual entity; at this point, it would be best to humor that..
-"Jingle Bell Rock" is an irksome carol. A pox on whoever wrote that one.
-Note to self: Find gifts for the following: Katrina, Jolly, the Princess, Rose, Eliza, Faye, Commander Vimes...most certainly not Raoul Duke.
-Important note to self: Avoid mistletoe.
Hm...it's very warm today, isn't it? How pleasant.