Silly Name Formula
From Wren: I just want to go on record and say that my son, Ch--, has never read a Captain Underpants book. I try not to judge books by their covers, but I'm not as fair if the TITLE contains words like underpants and poopypants. Call me a snob if you like. Or call me Sloopy Chucklesniffer.
:D
The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants"
by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy
Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146
times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day.
July 26th, 2005 entry.