$3.79/gal for Gas?!?! Man, Kiss My Dick!!!
There... just felt really compelled to say that. Fuck! I put fuckin' $20 in my car and it doesn't even get me a half tank! Fuck you Exxon!!!! I feel slightly better now. But anyway, here's a funny quote from last night.
(I walk into the bar)
Jasmine: La Marr!!! What the hell have you been up to? I've missed you!
Me: Yeah I know, likewise! And that's because I'm broke! But I'm trying to fix that. Today I didn't wake up until 1 because I didn't get to sleep until about 7 this morning. Then I went around filling out applications and dropping off resumes while hoping I'd land something... at the same time realizing that NO ONE hires intelligible people or male bartenders anymore. My brother nearly destroyed my car because he was driving it while it's two quarts low on oil and wondered WHY the engine had trouble going above 3000rpm's. And since I'm so bored at home I began a session of what some may refer to as violent masturbation... then I came here.
Jasmine: Oh my God!!!
Me: Yeah I know... the job market is shit right now.
Jasmine: I was referring to the violent masturbation.
Me: That's ALL you got out of that?... Girl you nasty.:P
(I walk into the bar)
Jasmine: La Marr!!! What the hell have you been up to? I've missed you!
Me: Yeah I know, likewise! And that's because I'm broke! But I'm trying to fix that. Today I didn't wake up until 1 because I didn't get to sleep until about 7 this morning. Then I went around filling out applications and dropping off resumes while hoping I'd land something... at the same time realizing that NO ONE hires intelligible people or male bartenders anymore. My brother nearly destroyed my car because he was driving it while it's two quarts low on oil and wondered WHY the engine had trouble going above 3000rpm's. And since I'm so bored at home I began a session of what some may refer to as violent masturbation... then I came here.
Jasmine: Oh my God!!!
Me: Yeah I know... the job market is shit right now.
Jasmine: I was referring to the violent masturbation.
Me: That's ALL you got out of that?... Girl you nasty.:P