I Think It's About Time for an Update...
Hmmmmm what to talk about? Oh I know, I can start by telling you about my outing seeing Jackass: Number Two. For some crack-induced reason we went to go see it way out in Ypsilanti at that Showcase Cinema on Carpenter Rd. off of US-23. Basically the movie theatre I went to a million and one times while living in Ann Arbor, and also one of the easiest theatres in which to theatre hop. Everything was cool up until the fact that I JUST remembered I was surrounded by young and dopey Eastern Michigan and University of Michigan students. It was just as bad as being in the movies with a shitload of high schoolers. This chick behind us kept randomly yelling "BYAAAAAAH!!!" But you couldn't really single her out because a bunch other muthafuckas kept doing it too. Then you had a whole theatre full of "BYAAAAH!!!!"s. In case you don't know why this would be considered funny.... you need to see this clip...
It WAS funny, but thanks to those fuckers in that theatre...... it's been ruined. Otherwise Jackass 2 was one extreme or the other, the bits they did were either really funny..... or really gross. There was no gray areas in this film, so if you're not impartial to full frontal nudity, masochism, bodily functions, and/or horse cum..... then go right ahead and see this movie.
Also went up to the Yacht Club yet again but this time to watch the Michigan State vs. Notre Dame which DID NOT end in my favor. Don't get me wrong I'm a HUGE wolverines fan..... but I'll root for the Spartans over the Buckeyes. Besides, if MSU won against Notre Dame it would've meant them being in the rankings and makes for a more interesting ball game when they play U of M on October 7th. But while up there I'm wearing all this maize and blue but rooting for MSU. Kimmy was working that night (who's a big MSU fan.) and instantly started hating on my Michigan hoody.... which is actually punishable by death in the city of Ann Arbor, MI. But she's cool though, probably because she's a hot brunette and she's fun because she was watching the game with me due to it being a slow night. Which brings me to my next topic..... I don't know what it is about me lately but.... bitches dig me.:P I don't know whether if it's the fact that I've lost a little more weight since I've been working out more, or if it's this new Polo Blue cologne??? But while picking out songs on the jukebox and talking to Tracey sitting at the table next to the jukebox, Kimmy is just clinging on me around my waist the whole time saying stuff like, "Oh my God you look so comfortable and you feel so warm! Gimme a hug babe! Mmmmmmm... I could stay here aaaaaaaalllll night." Shit, you think ME of all people would deny her??? Fuck no!!! Mind you I'm still carrying on a convo with Tracey the whole time she's hugging me. And the weirder part is she's got a boyfriend who's bigger and blacker than me, but she says that I look just like him but clean-shaven. Next time I'm posting pictures because this chick is hot, and she's tiny.... she's 25 and only 4'11"... I'm 24 and I'm 6'3".... I feel like a damned tree standing next to her. And also I bitched to them for not ditching work and coming to the Wet Pussy party.... Oh my god I just said "Coming to the Wet Pussy part"!!! Nice. That woulda been the shit if they came through! I woulda stayed out a helluva lot longer fa sho!!!:)
It WAS funny, but thanks to those fuckers in that theatre...... it's been ruined. Otherwise Jackass 2 was one extreme or the other, the bits they did were either really funny..... or really gross. There was no gray areas in this film, so if you're not impartial to full frontal nudity, masochism, bodily functions, and/or horse cum..... then go right ahead and see this movie.
Also went up to the Yacht Club yet again but this time to watch the Michigan State vs. Notre Dame which DID NOT end in my favor. Don't get me wrong I'm a HUGE wolverines fan..... but I'll root for the Spartans over the Buckeyes. Besides, if MSU won against Notre Dame it would've meant them being in the rankings and makes for a more interesting ball game when they play U of M on October 7th. But while up there I'm wearing all this maize and blue but rooting for MSU. Kimmy was working that night (who's a big MSU fan.) and instantly started hating on my Michigan hoody.... which is actually punishable by death in the city of Ann Arbor, MI. But she's cool though, probably because she's a hot brunette and she's fun because she was watching the game with me due to it being a slow night. Which brings me to my next topic..... I don't know what it is about me lately but.... bitches dig me.:P I don't know whether if it's the fact that I've lost a little more weight since I've been working out more, or if it's this new Polo Blue cologne??? But while picking out songs on the jukebox and talking to Tracey sitting at the table next to the jukebox, Kimmy is just clinging on me around my waist the whole time saying stuff like, "Oh my God you look so comfortable and you feel so warm! Gimme a hug babe! Mmmmmmm... I could stay here aaaaaaaalllll night." Shit, you think ME of all people would deny her??? Fuck no!!! Mind you I'm still carrying on a convo with Tracey the whole time she's hugging me. And the weirder part is she's got a boyfriend who's bigger and blacker than me, but she says that I look just like him but clean-shaven. Next time I'm posting pictures because this chick is hot, and she's tiny.... she's 25 and only 4'11"... I'm 24 and I'm 6'3".... I feel like a damned tree standing next to her. And also I bitched to them for not ditching work and coming to the Wet Pussy party.... Oh my god I just said "Coming to the Wet Pussy part"!!! Nice. That woulda been the shit if they came through! I woulda stayed out a helluva lot longer fa sho!!!:)