take what you need, don't worry about me

[mobsters]

sam: haha so yeah! I kicked his ass.
male friend: um, sam, i'll call you back.
sam: ?
male friend: i'm gonna go be womanly.
sam: what.
sam: WHY?
male friend: I'M JUST GOING TO WATCH MY FAVORITE SOAP.

I must compensate for his manliness. WE'RE A DYNAMIC DUO.

happy birthday dorkface