Bwaah haa ha!
"How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways."
-William Shattner
I love the internet!
"People ask me if I'm as nice as I am in the movies. I say hey, 'what if life is a movie?' While they're thinking about that I yell 'cut' and then I run away."
-Harrison Ford
"The best thing about being seen as the nicest guy in Hollywood is that no one searches my backyard for bodies."
-Tom Hanks
"The 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said 'looks like we're a couple of peeing Toms.' His angry silence is something I'll never forget."
-Tom Hanks
"I've re-invented my image so many times that I'm in denial that I was originally an overweight Korean woman."
-David Bowie
"People wonder why I call myself Mr. T. One dude asked, 'does the T stand for tough?' I said no. Another dude asked if the T stands for my last name, Tureaud. No it does not. The 'T' in Mr. T stands for tuna. T loves tuna."
-Mr T
"If William Shatner ever pulls you into the bathroom and asks if you want to see the captain's log, just say no. I fell for that nine times!"
-Patrick Stewart
"When people ask me if I think American or British actors are better I always pee on their shoes."
-Patrick Stewart
"To research my role as a gay reporter in the movie In and Out I talked to a bunch of real gay reporters. Most of them were really helpful too, except for one guy who kept rubbing my leg. I won't name any names, but his name rhymes with Blandy Rooney."
-Tom Selleck
-William Shattner
I love the internet!
"People ask me if I'm as nice as I am in the movies. I say hey, 'what if life is a movie?' While they're thinking about that I yell 'cut' and then I run away."
-Harrison Ford
"The best thing about being seen as the nicest guy in Hollywood is that no one searches my backyard for bodies."
-Tom Hanks
"The 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said 'looks like we're a couple of peeing Toms.' His angry silence is something I'll never forget."
-Tom Hanks
"I've re-invented my image so many times that I'm in denial that I was originally an overweight Korean woman."
-David Bowie
"People wonder why I call myself Mr. T. One dude asked, 'does the T stand for tough?' I said no. Another dude asked if the T stands for my last name, Tureaud. No it does not. The 'T' in Mr. T stands for tuna. T loves tuna."
-Mr T
"If William Shatner ever pulls you into the bathroom and asks if you want to see the captain's log, just say no. I fell for that nine times!"
-Patrick Stewart
"When people ask me if I think American or British actors are better I always pee on their shoes."
-Patrick Stewart
"To research my role as a gay reporter in the movie In and Out I talked to a bunch of real gay reporters. Most of them were really helpful too, except for one guy who kept rubbing my leg. I won't name any names, but his name rhymes with Blandy Rooney."
-Tom Selleck