[ For when Rebecca gets back, there's a trail of rose petals leading to the apartment. At the end of the trail lies a massive pile of gifts she's always wanted, and dinner. BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW VERGIL CAN COOK. ]

Happy anniversary, Rebecca. You have made me a very, very happy man and I know we will be together forever! Just like the whole of high school said. Those who thought any different found themselves lacking a head.

And, Dante, you absolute fool, I do make a great husband.

[ooc; this sucks and I am sorry. STRIKES CAN BE HACKED.]

...why her?

[ If you are planning on having your character hack and say shit, be warned: don't expect much or anything. Chances are he will ignore you if you're not one of his special people (two active characters here. And one isn't Eva). ]