berlin
incident report:
I was walking to class the first week of our "intensive german speaking course," which was actually not so intensive. Of course, since it is me, i am pondering the meaning of life, why the hell it has to be raining but enjoying the fact that i bought a yellow umbrella. This scruffy looking pudgy guy with graying thining hair and a face that says: "please shave me because you haven´t in 2 days" comes up to me and says, "do you speak English?" Thinking oh geez he needs directions and hoping i can get him somewhere,i reply "yeah." What he said next was not at all what i had in mind and i am slightly scarred by it it was as follows: (ps this guy had a mousy voice which doubled the horror)
Oh i say, these Berliners. they really like the FKK (Frei Körper Kultur aka nakedness). They´re really into it! I mean last night i went to a club and there were 25 people in the love tank! 25 of us together, naked in a tank. It was great! Are you into that kind of thing? because im inviting you!
Hardly believing what i was hearing i shook my head, mumbled "uh no" and walked briskly away.
SCAREY!
But on a better incident report:
I FOUND CELERY and am blissfully happy about that! I also realized that if you put too much basalmic vinegarette on your salad with olive oil your throat starts on fire. dont try it.
I really miss California and everyone there...ooh and food! haha. speaking of which i must go find some...pizza or just toast like every other night??
I was walking to class the first week of our "intensive german speaking course," which was actually not so intensive. Of course, since it is me, i am pondering the meaning of life, why the hell it has to be raining but enjoying the fact that i bought a yellow umbrella. This scruffy looking pudgy guy with graying thining hair and a face that says: "please shave me because you haven´t in 2 days" comes up to me and says, "do you speak English?" Thinking oh geez he needs directions and hoping i can get him somewhere,i reply "yeah." What he said next was not at all what i had in mind and i am slightly scarred by it it was as follows: (ps this guy had a mousy voice which doubled the horror)
Oh i say, these Berliners. they really like the FKK (Frei Körper Kultur aka nakedness). They´re really into it! I mean last night i went to a club and there were 25 people in the love tank! 25 of us together, naked in a tank. It was great! Are you into that kind of thing? because im inviting you!
Hardly believing what i was hearing i shook my head, mumbled "uh no" and walked briskly away.
SCAREY!
But on a better incident report:
I FOUND CELERY and am blissfully happy about that! I also realized that if you put too much basalmic vinegarette on your salad with olive oil your throat starts on fire. dont try it.
I really miss California and everyone there...ooh and food! haha. speaking of which i must go find some...pizza or just toast like every other night??