Why, oh why did I have to lose you of all things. My perfect shades.

Dolce & Gabbana, I will miss you.

May you rest in peace at the Kingda Ka in Jackson, NJ.

(If don't find you in the lost & found when I go back for a search & rescue.)

90 words

After days of obsessing over the fact that my brain cells have died and ashamed that I can't even type properly anymore, I've finally managed to bridge some of the gap.

78 words

I used to type at least 90 words a minute. It must be my old age.