Fine damnit, have it your way, I'm an alcoholic

[mmmmurgle]

You know, the one real advantage to being me
is that
unless I tell them
(which I usually do)
no one can tell that I'm drunk.

I act this way anyway.
But currently it is insulation.

Against the utter banality of life.
And I appreciate that, I do.

To you, booze.