Me talk pretty one day by David Sedaris  - absolutely hilarious!!  Some of it I listened to on my ipod as well as reading and it is even funnier when he is reading it!!  highly recommended!

Sophia and I were talking in the car about what she was going to get for christmas.

S: What are you getting me for christmas?

M: Something you haven't even dreamed of (nintedo Ds... the boys usually get the games and she has to use them when they are being nice.... not often)

S: Is it a pony?

M: No... you've dreamed of that...

S: Is it money?

M: no ( Read more... )

Sometimes when I go get jake to take him from the high school back to the middle school we stop at burger king for breakfast.  We don't do it alot, usually just once a week.

This morning we went and this is the conversation as I placed the order...

Can I have 2 sausage biscuits please

Just sausage?

Yes, and an orange juice and a small diet coke...

Oh ( Read more... )