my dick turns red when i cry
alright, so get this. i dropped my cigarettes in a sewer drain, like 3,803 of them. but its alright cause that was just tonights load. ive gotta have more than 12,000 cigs stashed in my garage, along with dead babies. i raped a hamburger once, mm it feels real good with that ketchup on it...anyways, back to the cigarettes, a cat took them, so i threw my garage at it, then all my cigarettes disappeared. so i smoked a house, a house filled with nicotine. man how about that boy named slut? tight shit ya'll tight shit. you should check them out. its like one giant acid trip. came from nowhere at all, took the stage by storm. if i wasnt eating a rotten corpse at the time, it would have been a pleasant experience. the toots is where its at though, i'd pay like everything i have to see toots. shit man, i actually ate a fuckin dog. what was i thinking? i know i shot up some heroin moments before, but i mean honestly, a dog? i need to go out and get laid, if i dont, im gonna kill a bitch. aint nothin but a heartbreaker. anyway, to finish the cigarette story, i went off on my own little acid trip, i took the rainbow to some roberts frozen custard, turns out i got hit by a car, shit though yo, i dropped my weed, so i just smoked some newspaper. you wanna get real high real fast? smoke the obituaries. CHOPPED IN HALF!