hai gaiizzz. It's been a while and I'm eternally grateful to those of you who decided to stick around. Here's the latest update of ahoshi! and it's miles sexier than anything I've ever written before. Please comment if you have any questions or just want to say something about ahoshi!

( There's this terrible thing called 'delayed realisation'. It's when you realise that something monumental has happened a stupidly long time after you really should have, and then you dearly wish you could drown yourself in your non-existent bathtub. I say non-existent because we don't have a bathtub, we only have a shower unit that looks like an execution chamber (which I suppose is close enough). )

 Merry Christmas everyone!

I've had a couple of people asking me when I'm going to update 'ahoshi!' and 'Say'. I'm overseas right now and don't have my writing stuff with me (namely the master copies of both). I won't be updating until a couple of weeks into the new year, sorry guys.

Have a good year!

- megs

Hi guys! Sorry it's been a while, but here's the newest and smexiest chapter so far of ahoshi!
( Now that my leg had healed, I could go back to lessons with Colonello. That statement is actually misleading- the optimistic tone of it suggests that I was looking forward to returning to them. I wasn't. I hadn't seen him since my (in retrospect) diva-esque departure at Reborn's apartment block and he hadn't bothered to call me either. It was pretty obvious that our partnership as student and home tutor was on the exponential decline. )

Teehee. Lambo finally realises that he bats for the other team. Now the lemons can begin.

( It was a blazing hot day; the cement of the pavements fried any creature unfortunate enough to tread upon it and the convenience stores were filled with parched tourists, unprepared for a typical Italian summer. I had left my suit jacket at home, mainly because it would cook me alive in this weather, and walked along in my black cutoffs and slippers. Colonello had called me and said he was already at the training ground, so hurry the hell up, kora. )

Reflecting back on this chapter, I find that I actually hate myself for bringing in Kisame. He's the biggest obstacle I have to overcome now. =(

Enjoy the new chapter anyways, please read and comment!

( Rough abrasive sharkskin shook Sakura awake and she flinched at the touch, her emerald eyes snapping open instinctively. Before she could blurt out, Kisame covered her mouth with a hand and she began to struggle against his grip. There was little light in the room and her eyes darted around frantically, searching for Sasuke. He wasn't there and she was stuck with an S-Class criminal who was far stronger than her. If Kisame tried to- )

I'm not sure about you guys, but I have a tendency to search through pages and pages of fanfiction listings before I find a fic that I genuinely want to read. Whenever I find a fanfic recs list though, I party my ass off for the next few days reading everything on it. (This is why cynchick is one of my favourite authors. What a beast.) I decided to ( Read more... )

I've posted a KHR fic and Naruto fic, so I decided why the hell not go ahead and post a story from another fanbase?

Actually, aside from shoving as many fanbases into my lj as possible, there's another reason why I'm deciding to post this next oneshot up. memories of- one of the few pieces that I'm extremely proud of and I  wrote it all in one go. ( Read more... )

Woot. I'm going to post a chapter everyday. I'm going to motivate myself TO THE EXTREME!

...maybe I should stick to Naruto references from now on. Please read and comment, dattebayo. =)

( When Sakura slept, she didn't snore or toss and turn. Still, even just the sound of her breathing irked Sasuke to the point that he couldn't stand sleeping in the same room as her. She was fast asleep on the pale sofa on the other side of the room and Sasuke sat up, his gaze flickering to the rain streaked window and the balcony beyond. )

As I'm celebrating my return from massive writer's block in regards to Say, I decided the best way to do this was by POSTING EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER TO MY LIVEJOURNAL. This is actually a painful process because I'm reading over my earlier chapters and cringing at how nooby they are, and all the mistakes I made. If I could, I'd rewrite it but that ( Read more... )

I've realised that I've never googled my own full name.

However, I have googled my fanfiction pen name hundreds of times. At least I've got my priorities straight, huh?