There is no chocolate here!
I have a headache from entering time in our billing program, and there is no chocolate whatsoever in this office. NONE. That is unprecedented. It is also a crisis, as far as I'm concerned. And I will not be home for another hour, and thus will not have access to chocolate until then. And, worst of all, I'm not sure that I have any chocolate there, either. Maybe some there's some Haagden Dazs Mexican Chocolate ice cream left.