I know I'm an idiot for reading CNN at all. And especially for clicking on things with titles like
Five Reasons not to be a Vegetarian. So now I'm annoyed by this jackass and his non-reasons.
1. Completely your opinion based on having eaten meat your whole life. Go off it for a while a see what you crave (and notice that meat is no longer appealing).
2. Stupid and not even relevant to this. There are lots of veggie dishes that smell great - note that the primary issue with this statement is that it begins with "when you walk into a steakhouse"
3. Right. Because meat eaters never give veggies a hard time. Also, stop judging the entire group by its most annoying members. Primarily, because you're fucking the planet with your diet more than we are, so we have some right to point that out (though ideally not through pushing it on people at dinner).
4. Illustrates a complete lack of understanding of nutrition, as you can get all of that stuff without eating meat if you pay any attention to your diet at all.
5. Obviously you couldn't even come up with even five stupid non-reasons.
/high horse