Well, misscoollinda, it appears that question you asked while you were here is "yes" after all.

And guinan, I have mail for you at my house.

The Defenders of Stan - one of the top ten best things on the web evah ( Read more... )

When Capt. America Throws His Mighty Burrito

Florida doctor in superhero costume busted for groping womenAPRIL 24--Meet Dr. Raymond Adamcik. The Florida man, dressed as Captain America and with a burrito stuffed in his tights, was arrested Saturday night for allegedly groping women at a Melbourne bar. Adamcik was part of a pub crawl in which ( Read more... )

Don't think for a second I'm going to get all political, but I will say this much:

Anyone who uses what happened at Virgina Tech to further their political agenda are the worst kind of human being on this planet.

For an example: see Jack ThompsonI sincerely and totally, with all my heart, wish for a special circle of Hell for these fuckers to ( Read more... )

First of all, go here. Heh. Work-safe. Turn the sound on.

Work is going well. I have good news, but I want to wait and see if it comes true in two weeks or not. I'm trying not to get my hopes up, but since this is what I want.

I would pay someone to hack this site.

Bonus: My first edition The Night Life of the Gods by Thorne Smith waited ( Read more... )

The house down the street from where I work already has Santa in his sleigh with reindeer set up.

I want a paint gun.

I posted this over in my Anger Issues blog, where I keep my monster away from you nice folks. However, again due to current events in my life, I feel it needs to be posted here as well.

I'm Sorry, You Fucking Tit

Google "How To Apologize." Go on. I dare you.

The first link that comes up pretty much covers it. When and How to Apologize sums up ( Read more... )

One of my earliest memories is of kindergarten. I had just slid down one of those old, metal slides devised by parents to kill their young when I heard, “Watch this.” As I rounded the corner to head towards the ladder for another death-defying ride, some kid pushed me hard from behind. I ate grass, skinning my elbow and my knee. Being only four ( Read more... )

I’m a big girl. I’ve never been dainty or petite, even when I weighed less. I’ve been exercising every day with hubby, staying far away from refined sugar, cutting down on meals and unsuccessfully staying away from carbs. In two months, I haven’t lost any weight. It’s okay, since I feel healthier and stronger. Plus, I love my walks with Hubby ( Read more... )

Even though I'm not quite awake, I must do the dance of joy and light because the best thing ever is coming out on DVD.

*dance*dance*dance*

This was before the playhouse, when he did stand-up for adults. Simply the best - I can still quote from this show. STILL.

I must own.

I love twisted people with too much time on their hands.

Self- ( Read more... )