Since I can't sleep....
....things to read (until the drugs kick in).
Ken Levine's Really rotton 'ritin
I can't decide which is my favorite:
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
or
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with powertools.
iFanboy Pick of the Week Podcast - Fell #9 (for all you Warren/Ben fans)
Have I mentioned I love Red Meat? I know misscoollinda loves Read Meat.
Yes, Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Books is still one of the funniest websites around. Here's your proof.
How does he fly like that? On an invisible chariot of hate and lies...
"You need a doctor! Dr. Jäger, Dr. Cuervo, Dr. Captain Morgan. He has two titles." - [Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki) from Reaper]
(Thanks, The Daily WAV)
This just in from the "This Isn't News Because Everyone Knows It All Ready" desk, Study: False statements preceded war.
Do you think? Really? Are you sure? Here all this time I thought we were still looking for weapons of mass destruction. That's why we're still in Iraq, right?
How many times did White House officials make false claims in the build-up to invading Iraq?
Now, I'm not shocked that my President lied 935 times. I'm just fucking embarrassed as shit that he was caught all 935 times.
Ken Levine's Really rotton 'ritin
I can't decide which is my favorite:
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
or
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with powertools.
iFanboy Pick of the Week Podcast - Fell #9 (for all you Warren/Ben fans)
Have I mentioned I love Red Meat? I know misscoollinda loves Read Meat.
Yes, Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Books is still one of the funniest websites around. Here's your proof.
How does he fly like that? On an invisible chariot of hate and lies...
"You need a doctor! Dr. Jäger, Dr. Cuervo, Dr. Captain Morgan. He has two titles." - [Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki) from Reaper]
(Thanks, The Daily WAV)
This just in from the "This Isn't News Because Everyone Knows It All Ready" desk, Study: False statements preceded war.
Do you think? Really? Are you sure? Here all this time I thought we were still looking for weapons of mass destruction. That's why we're still in Iraq, right?
How many times did White House officials make false claims in the build-up to invading Iraq?
Now, I'm not shocked that my President lied 935 times. I'm just fucking embarrassed as shit that he was caught all 935 times.