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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for mle_strange:
Day #Who?What they got you1stschminkea gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline2ndthe_cutsA tape of you showering which they filmed without your knowledge3rdwastedangel87a big, sloppy kiss4thpulp_orangea fitted corset made of cling wrap5thpulp_orangea leather blindfold and a motel key6thpulp_orangea dildo built for two7ththe_nerevara pop-up kama sutra8thwastedangel87a tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy9thpulp_orangea strap-on10thkerynd88a dusty bottle of absinthe11thschminkea visitor from an escort service12thschminkea strap-onTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )