Public Service Announcement:
FYI: Things not to say while attempting to buy furniture on craigslist:
#1: I'll pay you to come to my house and drop this off. Come right now.
#2: You sound really young. Like 18-20. Are you that age? (After explaining that both of his sons graduated college already). I guess you just don't sound like someone who should be having a serious job is all.
#3: I'm just trying to make this work for you, Emily. I'm doing this for you.
#4: Can you call me back and let me know when you've sold things?
#5: You must be a pretty small person.
#6: I don't really know what I want. I wish you could see my apartment so you could help me decide.
motherfucking nutters. they are all off their rockers.
p.s. I usually love being single, but it's times like these that I do miss that tall, buff male companion that makes all of this a little bit less creepy.
#1: I'll pay you to come to my house and drop this off. Come right now.
#2: You sound really young. Like 18-20. Are you that age? (After explaining that both of his sons graduated college already). I guess you just don't sound like someone who should be having a serious job is all.
#3: I'm just trying to make this work for you, Emily. I'm doing this for you.
#4: Can you call me back and let me know when you've sold things?
#5: You must be a pretty small person.
#6: I don't really know what I want. I wish you could see my apartment so you could help me decide.
motherfucking nutters. they are all off their rockers.
p.s. I usually love being single, but it's times like these that I do miss that tall, buff male companion that makes all of this a little bit less creepy.