Chances are, you piss me off.
Hello all. I am gonna fucking slap someone across their face. I had 5 pairs of tweezers and now I can't even find one of them. I know that if I go out tomorrow and buy some more, all of the lost pairs will magically appear. This is the sort of bullshit that will slowly drive me insane...
Underwear are the most addictive things in the history of the world. Even more so than crack I believe. I've never done crack, but I am just guessing. If any of you can justify my guess for me, that would be appreciated :D
First of all, they are so cheap, averaging at around three or four dollars a pair, so you see the price and instantly grab 15 more. I know that personally, I can buy 20 pairs in one store alone, and have done it numerous times before. And most places have that 5 for 12 dollar thing (girls, you know what I'm talking about!) so I do the math in my head: 12 measly dollars divided by 5 pairs of underwear = very cheap x 100. Alot easier than trig, huh?
Then there is the crazy variety. There are so many different choices of what to buy and I am very indecisive, so I usually buy all of the ones that I like :D From thongs, to boyshorts, to regular briefs, in every color and design you can imagine, there are far too many cute underwear to walk out of a store with only 3 pairs. Not only would you be hurting the panties feelings by not buying them, but you would also be cheating yourself out of cute undergarments. Not very fair, now is it?
Bras are a completely different story which I will discuss at another time due to the hunger pangs in my stomach...
The moral of this story is girls (and guys too if you're into this sort of thing), just say no to drugs and yes to underwear. It's the best thing you'll ever get hooked on. Trust me.
-Natavia
Underwear are the most addictive things in the history of the world. Even more so than crack I believe. I've never done crack, but I am just guessing. If any of you can justify my guess for me, that would be appreciated :D
First of all, they are so cheap, averaging at around three or four dollars a pair, so you see the price and instantly grab 15 more. I know that personally, I can buy 20 pairs in one store alone, and have done it numerous times before. And most places have that 5 for 12 dollar thing (girls, you know what I'm talking about!) so I do the math in my head: 12 measly dollars divided by 5 pairs of underwear = very cheap x 100. Alot easier than trig, huh?
Then there is the crazy variety. There are so many different choices of what to buy and I am very indecisive, so I usually buy all of the ones that I like :D From thongs, to boyshorts, to regular briefs, in every color and design you can imagine, there are far too many cute underwear to walk out of a store with only 3 pairs. Not only would you be hurting the panties feelings by not buying them, but you would also be cheating yourself out of cute undergarments. Not very fair, now is it?
Bras are a completely different story which I will discuss at another time due to the hunger pangs in my stomach...
The moral of this story is girls (and guys too if you're into this sort of thing), just say no to drugs and yes to underwear. It's the best thing you'll ever get hooked on. Trust me.
-Natavia