spam spam spam spam spammity spam!

[mizkit]

I had been admiring, the last few days, how very few spam messages I'd been getting. I thought maybe somebody'd been arrested or something, one of the major spam kings. I'd been going to comment on it, and then I thought no, nevermind, I wouldn't do that, because it seemed like every time I did it in the past, I suddenly got a huge flood of spam.

I've gotten over a thousand spams to my gmail account since I thought about that this morning, about six hours ago.

*headdesk*