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Today, I've received the funniest, most adorably dorky shipping confirmation e-mail ever!
Dear [Me],
So we just put some stuff in a package, and then we took that package (and a bunch of others) to the post office. And the people at the post office looked at us funny when we walked in with all the packages because they're maybe getting a little sick of this. But we aren't getting sick of it! We think it just gets cooler every day.
So, below is information about your order, including a tracking number that you can use to stalk your package as it makes its way to your front door.
There is also a list of the stuff in your package, which we've packed with extra care and love, because it's the only way we feel comfortable showing our feelings. We wish we could be more expressive, but since we had our hearts broken in middle school, we've had a hard time opening up.
[My Shipping info/address/tracking number...]
If you have any questions, just reply to this email. We're always there...waiting for you. But you don't have to write or anything, only if you want to. We want to neither encourage or discourage you from writing, just...the opportunity is there if you ever feel like it...sorry, are we rambling? Aaaaanyway...
We're sure you'll love whatever it is you got, and we'll be waiting patiently for your next order!
Alan and Hank
It was this morning, and it put a smile on my face for the whole day. <3
EDIT: LOOKIT, NEW LJ HEADER! Be sure to let a comment over there to let the Powers That Be know you like it!
Dear [Me],
So we just put some stuff in a package, and then we took that package (and a bunch of others) to the post office. And the people at the post office looked at us funny when we walked in with all the packages because they're maybe getting a little sick of this. But we aren't getting sick of it! We think it just gets cooler every day.
So, below is information about your order, including a tracking number that you can use to stalk your package as it makes its way to your front door.
There is also a list of the stuff in your package, which we've packed with extra care and love, because it's the only way we feel comfortable showing our feelings. We wish we could be more expressive, but since we had our hearts broken in middle school, we've had a hard time opening up.
[My Shipping info/address/tracking number...]
If you have any questions, just reply to this email. We're always there...waiting for you. But you don't have to write or anything, only if you want to. We want to neither encourage or discourage you from writing, just...the opportunity is there if you ever feel like it...sorry, are we rambling? Aaaaanyway...
We're sure you'll love whatever it is you got, and we'll be waiting patiently for your next order!
Alan and Hank
It was this morning, and it put a smile on my face for the whole day. <3
EDIT: LOOKIT, NEW LJ HEADER! Be sure to let a comment over there to let the Powers That Be know you like it!