"Is that a yes or a no, then? "Harv, don't. It's only to be expected, really, that he wouldn't be able to cope. Most people can't. "You're no fun, Harvey. "Because I'm not letting you start a fight with him? ". . . yes?"
Harvey sighs, looking a bit hurt. "Sorry about that. We'll be going, the-- "No we will not. We have every right to sit here." And Harv sits down, looking rather defiant.
Not to mention that at one point his tongue comes out of the hole to lick his cheek. Or the way that you can see him swallowing if you look at the right moment . . .
And Harv, at least, wants to see how long it takes for him to blurt something like that out.
There's only one man speaking, but that's a technicality. Especially when you consider who he is.
"We've been on our feet a while now."
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This icon does not sufficiently show the extent of Matt's omgwtfwhyareyounotdead expression.
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"Harv, don't. It's only to be expected, really, that he wouldn't be able to cope. Most people can't.
"You're no fun, Harvey.
"Because I'm not letting you start a fight with him?
". . . yes?"
Harvey sighs, looking a bit hurt. "Sorry about that. We'll be going, the--
"No we will not. We have every right to sit here." And Harv sits down, looking rather defiant.
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Beat.
"I, um, wait, this is my booth."
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"We'll have to share it, then."
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"So yeah. Sorry."
He waves over one of the waitrats and orders a pizza and some scotch.
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"We're a screwed up guy, in more ways than one. Isn't it great?"
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And food is here, yay! Try to ignore the way that the scotch drips out of his cheek if he drinks it too fast, okay?
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Matt discreetly pushes his Red Bull away.
And then discreetly starts inching his computer closer to him.
Dammit, defrag faster so he can get out of this booth!
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And Harv, at least, wants to see how long it takes for him to blurt something like that out.
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Somehow Matt manages to not actually make that noise, but he does make this face: o.O;;
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