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John Casper / OC / barplace

Sep 20, 2008 20:34

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mm_mono September 21 2008, 01:18:13 UTC

There's a football-headed kid at a table doing homework.

Yes. His head is shaped like a football.

nofriendlyghost September 21 2008, 01:26:38 UTC

... once again, John's seen some weird shit in his time, and though nothing really shocks him anymore...

... that kid has a really, really weird head.

"Um."

mm_mono September 21 2008, 01:34:13 UTC

Hi, guy.

Arnold pauses in his work to blink at him.

"Can...I help you?"

nofriendlyghost September 21 2008, 01:37:57 UTC

"Maybe."

It really depends on this kid's definition of 'help'.

"Where am I?"

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imthegoodguy September 21 2008, 01:22:59 UTC

"You can say that again."

nofriendlyghost September 21 2008, 01:28:24 UTC

Without showing any sign of shock or confusion, John pulls a lighter from his pocket and lights his cigarette.

After taking a considerably long drag from it, he exhales and says "Well, this is new."

imthegoodguy September 21 2008, 01:29:55 UTC

"That's because you're new. Don't worry, you'll be seeing a lot of me if you stick around."

nofriendlyghost September 21 2008, 01:35:05 UTC

"That's good to know."

Now he's got clones to deal with! Fantastic.

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notthatcslewis September 21 2008, 01:31:02 UTC

What now?

How about Charlotte Staple Lewis.

..'s fist in his face.

nofriendlyghost September 21 2008, 01:37:18 UTC

Okay, that?

That was enough to shock him.

And knock him over.

"WHAT THE FUCK, LADY?"

Hopefully, that barely-there accent will be enough to give her a clue that THIS IS NOT WHO SHE THINKS IT IS, CEASE AND DESIST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

notthatcslewis September 21 2008, 01:38:57 UTC

Um sorry, Charlotte's a little to caught up in BLINDING RAGE to care about accents.

IZ NOW FOOT INNA STOMACH TIEM.

"That's what you get for trying to kill me and everyone else you've murdered!"

4 GRAET JUSTICE

nofriendlyghost September 21 2008, 01:46:01 UTC

He picked a great day to leave his flat before sundown, didn't he?

Fortunately for John (and unfortunately for Charlotte), he's been in worse situations - you really don't know pain until you've got a werewolf trying to eat your face.

That was a fun experience.

So while she is hurting him and has kind of knocked all the air out of his lungs, he manages (with no small amount of struggle) to yank a knife from his pocket and swing it at her.

It doesn't make contact with her skin, of course, but that's because he just wants her to back the fuck off.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. PLEASE STOP KICKING ME."

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