He picked a great day to leave his flat before sundown, didn't he?
Fortunately for John (and unfortunately for Charlotte), he's been in worse situations - you really don't know pain until you've got a werewolf trying to eat your face.
That was a fun experience.
So while she is hurting him and has kind of knocked all the air out of his lungs, he manages (with no small amount of struggle) to yank a knife from his pocket and swing it at her.
It doesn't make contact with her skin, of course, but that's because he just wants her to back the fuck off.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. PLEASE STOP KICKING ME."
He'd pull out his card to show her, but he's afraid she might think he's going for a weapon, and really, getting shot is not on his To Do list for the day.
"If you don't believe me, you can find my business card and ID in my coat pocket."
"We know all about your secret aliases, Mr. Linus. We know everything about you, so don't pretend to be innocent! I could take you in right now, take you back to the freighter! All I have to do is take you with me when I open the door."
How about Charlotte Staple Lewis.
..'s fist in his face.
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That was enough to shock him.
And knock him over.
"WHAT THE FUCK, LADY?"
Hopefully, that barely-there accent will be enough to give her a clue that THIS IS NOT WHO SHE THINKS IT IS, CEASE AND DESIST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
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IZ NOW FOOT INNA STOMACH TIEM.
"That's what you get for trying to kill me and everyone else you've murdered!"
4 GRAET JUSTICE
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Fortunately for John (and unfortunately for Charlotte), he's been in worse situations - you really don't know pain until you've got a werewolf trying to eat your face.
That was a fun experience.
So while she is hurting him and has kind of knocked all the air out of his lungs, he manages (with no small amount of struggle) to yank a knife from his pocket and swing it at her.
It doesn't make contact with her skin, of course, but that's because he just wants her to back the fuck off.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. PLEASE STOP KICKING ME."
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Which she has now pulled out and is pointing at him.
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"I'd love it if you'd aim that at something else."
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He'd pull out his card to show her, but he's afraid she might think he's going for a weapon, and really, getting shot is not on his To Do list for the day.
"If you don't believe me, you can find my business card and ID in my coat pocket."
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This woman is clearly out of her mind.
Maybe she's possessed!
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