Buddy, "Elf", the bar

[mmdaisies]

Buddy is sitting on top of a table, playing with an etch-a-sketch.

As he is wearing an elaborate green elf costume (while being a tall, curly haired man in his 30's), the aforementioned activity may not be the most noticable thing about him.

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[ipartyinpants]

Someone is staring at him with a very skeptical expression.

... and a mouth full of apple pie. He looks kind of like a hamster, with his cheeks all puffed out like that.

A skeptical hamster.

[justspecial]

Buddy looks up from his etch-a-sketch and beams.

And waves.

"Hi Max!"

[ipartyinpants]

Brick looks over his shoulder. No one's there.

Looking back to Buddy, he says "I'm not Max" but it comes out as "mmphmmmks."

A few crumbs come out, too.

[justspecial]

Buddy hops off the table, standing in front of Brick. "You're eating hummus? I've never had hummus before. Is it good? I like your glasses. I didn't know you wear glasses. Can I try them on?"

No that wasn't actually a question. Buddy has pulled the glasses from Brick's face and placed it on his own.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW EVERYTHING LOOKS SO WEIRD!"

[ipartyinpants]

"Mmmffm -- !"

BRICK IS NOW BLIIIIIIND

And flailing.

And he may have just hit someone in the face. Maybe it was Buddy. Maybe it wasn't.

Let us just pray that he doesn't choke on all that pie.

[justspecial]

"MUFFIN!" Buddy says, bouncing up and down (with Brick's glasses on his face). "I LOVE MUFFINS! BAR, CAN I GET A MUFFI -- "

That was Buddy trying to run to the bar with glasses on.

He ran into a chair.

[ipartyinpants]

Buddy ran into a chair, and Brick just fell backwards over a chair.

And, uh.

Well.

There's now a lump of half-chewed apple pie on the floor, next to his head. It isn't pretty.

When Brick turns his head and catches sight of it, he screams.

GIANT MUTANT BOOGER

[justspecial]

SCREAMING OH NO!

Buddy --

-- ok wait --

-- no --

-- ok there. After several attempts to free himself from the chair, he scrambles to his feet --

-- and begins to hop around, making loud whining noises.

[ipartyinpants]

THERE'S A GIANT BOOGER MONSTER ABOUT TO EAT HIS HEAD AND THE OVERSIZED ELF IS GOING TO STEP ON HIM AND OH GOD WORST NIGHTMARE COME TRUE

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