The Brain of Jung Yunho
Part 2
Yunho grinned as he nodded in enthusiasm. He patted Yoochun’s back softly as he said, “You’re so genius.” And Yoochun had a smug grin on his face. He looked at Changmin and sneered, sticking out his tongue. Changmin merely raised an eyebrow nonchalantly.
Yunho grabbed his backpack and took out a tape. He cut the tape as long as it’s needed. He took the flower and the pot, combining the sprig with its plant. He placed the tape in between the sprig and the plant, he began wrapping it. When he finished and its strength enough, he walked towards his boo happily.
“Boo!” Yunho exclaimed. “Look!” he handed the pot to his boo blissfully and smiled widely showing his white uneven teeth.
Jaejoong looked up and smiled when he saw the flower and its plant combined again. He lifted up his small hands, wanting to take the pot but before his hands could reach it, the flower was dangling to the side.
Uh-oh. No.
“Mommyyyyyyyyyy~~~~”
Jaejoong was crying again and Yunho rushed closer towards him but he accidentally lost his grip on the pot as he was too panic seeing Jaejoong’s bloodshot eyes and tears-stained cheeks. A loud crash made he gasped, eyed wide. He looked down at the pot and looked up at Jaejoong just to saw him crying even harder.
“Mommyyyy~ Mommyyyyy~~ I WANT MY MOMMMMYYYYYYY~~” Jaejoong shrieked and sniveled as he fell down on the ground. His face was messy from crying, his eyes and nose were red. Jaejoong coughed, swallowing back a sob.
“ARRG!” Yunho exclaimed in frustration. “What should I do now?!”
“Er... Hyung.” Yoochun started and shook Yunho’s shoulder. “The plant begin to wither.”
Yunho looked down at the plant and exclaimed loudly. “OH my GOSSHH! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!” He lifted up his small hands to his face, feeling frustrated when he couldn’t make Jaejoong smiled. The worst was that he was the one who made Jaejoong cried today. AND he didn’t get a ppoppo. He sighed dejectedly.
“Hyung! I think I know what you should do.” Changmin spoke (finally) as he didn’t like seeing his hyung cried and frustrated (he still has a heart ya know). “I remember in one of the books I’ve ever read, the plant can blooming again if you put a lot of composts and plant it near a sunny area!”
“But we don’t have compost.” Junsu pointed out.
“Hmm...” Yoochun crumpled thoughtfully. “ Ah~ you can poop Yunho Hyung!” he nodded and grinned.
“Wha- WHAT?!” Yunho exclaimed.
“That’s a good idea actually.” Changmin rubbed his jaw like an old man and grinned. “A poop is also compost!”
“Bu- But…” Yunho stammered.
“Ow, c’mon Hyung~ if you do that, your Joongie will give you a ppoppo~~” Yoochun coaxed him and chuckled a little.
Joongie’s ppoppo?? Yunho’s face beamed at that.
“I’LL DO THAT!”
So that was why, Yunho ate a lot of foods at their lunch time and drunk a lot of waters and after a while the five of them walked towards the back of the park. Little Yunho -with the plant, jumped into the big hole -which surprisingly fits his body. He looked up at his friends and saw them smiling widely while waving their hands.
“Hwaiting Yunnie~!” Jaejoong exclaimed.
Yunho smiled and waved at Jaejoong before he looked down and placed the plant in the middle. He took off his pants, revealing his cute chubby buttocks. He sat up onto the plant, fighting with his whole body to push a poop out. Eeeennnnngggghhhhh~
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The sky took a darker colour as the hours past. Pallid, the sun abated its glare and dipped behind the horizon. The cold wind blew, making the little creature shivering. The air grazed his cheeks, forehead and rid his lips of moisture. Keeping his arms close to his body, Little Yunho murmured. For my baby baby boo’s ppoppo-Eeenngghh!!
Another poops joined its cluster.
Hwaiting Little Yunho!
*~*
Next day, in the park, lunch time
“Yunniiieeeee~~~~” Jaejoong called softly as he sat down beside Yunho. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t react like that over a rose yesterday. I’m so sorry Yunnie…” he pursed his lips a little and bowed his head slightly, not wanting to see Yunho’s face.
His mommy was confused when he saw her son’s eyes were red, and Jaejoong being a good son he was, told her what had happened. His Mommy calmed him down and saying that it was not Yunho’s fault so he should apologize to him. Besides, he felt he over reacted, crying so hard just because a rose.
“It’s okay Boo.” Yunho managed a bitter smiled. He felt sad when he couldn’t make the plant bloomed again and yet felt angry when his friends had left him alone in the back of the park -including Jaejoong. He couldn’t move, he couldn’t go out because he was stuck in the hole. But luckily, a teacher saw him when he passed by and helped him out. He wasn’t mad at Jaejoong, in fact he couldn’t. He’d do anything to make his boo happy, smile and always be by his side.
And to get his ppoppo.
Jaejoong was very still and quiet on his side. “OH!” Yunho exclaimed, he stood up and ran towards his class leaving Jaejoong alone in the park.
Jaejoong’s lips pursed up in defiance. A couple of minutes past until he felt someone nudged him softly. He turned around just to see a sprig of plastic red rose.
“Just for my baby baby boo.” Yunho grinned.
“Awww,” Jaejoong took the flower. “Thank you Yunnie~~~”
“But it’s only a plastic rose.” Yunho pouted. “But-but I promise I’ll bring you the real one!” he said excitedly.
Jaejoong’s lips formed into a beautiful smile. “It’s okay Yunnie~ I LOVEEEEEE IT.” His cheeks felt like they were on fire.
Looking at Jaejoong’s red face made Yunho grinned. He looked down and his eyes were attracted to those lips like the opposite poles of two magnets. He wanted to lean forward, bringing his face close to the other’s face. He wanted to ppoppo those lips badly, so badly.
Aaaaahhhh~~~ My Baby Boo Joongie -you’re so pretty…Pretty Pretty~~ I want to ppoppo those plump lips~~ Hmmm… why does he has to have those plump, beautiful, tempt and cherry red lips? Yummmyyyy Yummmyy Baby Baby Boo~~
“Boo~~”
“Hm?”
Yunho couldn’t stop himself anymore, so in a flash of movement, he leaned over and brushed his lips against Jaejoong’s cherry red lips gently but still making such a kiss voice. Mmmmuuah!
Yunho pulled away and looked at Jaejoong’s blank face. “This is, my boo,” he stated. “My price.” his lips broke into a huge grin and he couldn’t stop beaming.
Little Jaejoong instinctively covered his mouth, feeling heat rising up his neck and cheeks and the best he could do now was no other than ran -Mommmyyyy~~ I’m not a virgin anymore~~ Huaaaa Mommy~~!!
While Little Yunho danced in joy -HO~ YEESSSS!! I get his ppoppo~ what’s next?
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AN: Yunho’s a bit dolt here ==” as I say, the characters are insanely OOC. Haha. Anyway, this plot originally for ‘Got You’ as my sister and I had planned it before but she didn’t write this scene until now so I decided to write it myself. I’m not good at writing so this story isn’t as half funny as when my sister told this idea. ==”
Actually, I planned to post the chapter 3 of ‘The Couple’ but then, LJ kept saying my post was too large (my post less than 3000words). I tried again and again and again, changed the font size, type etc but still large. I pissed off!! That’s why I gave up and post this instead.
Oh one more thing, I don’t know if I can update next week because I’m going to Hakata :D time for vacation bb <3 kkk