The Brain of Jung Yunho
Title: The Brain of Jung Yunho
Author: miu-shii
Pairings: Yunjae
Rating: PG-13.
Length: One shot.
Genre: Humor, I hope. Somewhat crack?(lol)
Summary: What will Little Jung Yunho do to get his baby boo’s kiss? He will do anything, including……
Note : Chibi YunJae (YES), a touch of Chibi YooSu (WTF YES), including Chibi Changmin of course.
Beta(ed) by saerashi (Thank you eonni <3) but I edited it right here and then. oh and this fic was made long time ago haha Oh right, one more time, I just want to say that I think the characters are insanely OOC.
LJ makes me mad so I split it into 2 part.
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The sound of rushing feet pounded the wooden steps as a young boy ran down stairs in a hurry. The boy lifted his head up, smiling brightly while the red flush covered his porcelain cheeks. He looked no older than six years old.
“C'mon honey.” A beautiful woman called the young boy as soon as she saw the boy running cheerfully towards her. “It's time for us to go.” She smiled as she knelt down, opening her arms widely.
The boy jumped, wrapping his small arms around her neck as he inhaled her sweet scent, a scent that made him feel safe and warm. “Good morning Mommy” he greeted and smiled cutely, pressing his face against his mother’s neck.
“Good morning my baby.” placated his mother, stroking his hair gently. She pushed him up a little and looked up and down at her son’s clothes. “Ow, what a messy uniform you have here.” She shook his head, a soft smile tugged her face.
The boy chuckled. He was wearing a kindergarten uniform (baby blue shirt and white short pants) that a little mess as he insisted to wear his own clothes by himself. He smiled when his mother fixed his uniform, combed his silky black hair, and tied his shoes. She grabbed a light blue cap and placed it onto her son’s head. “Done my beautiful Joongie.”
“Aya Mommy~” The boy shook his head clumsily and smiled shyly hearing his mother’s words. Sure, he was beautiful. The cheekbones of his face were high and prominent, just a small result of his skinny stature. The silky raven black hair, the pair of dark chocolate eyes, the pointed nose, and the pale skin, you could mistaken him as a girl instantly if you didn’t see his 'ehm'. Moreover he was prettier than his classmates, girls and boys.
His mother smiled seeing her son’s antics and pinched his chubby cheeks, making the boy huffed out his cheeks and pouted cutely. “You’re so cute.” She laughed softly. “But then again, you inherited it from your father.”
Jaejoong grinned at his mother and tugged her clothes. “C’mon Mommy. I don’t want to be late.”
His mother smiled as she took hold of Jaejoong’s hands. “Why are you so rushing honey?”
“I can’t wait to see my flower~” Jaejoong countered. “Lee-seonsaengnim told us on Saturday that the flower will be blossom on Sunday and today is Monday Mommy. I bet my flower has blossom right now~” he explained mirthfully.
His mother chuckled as she stood up. “Okay honey. Let’s go”, she held her son’s small hand as they went to their destination.
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Children in multi-colored shirts ran along the park of Kindergarten’s area, playing and laughing cheerfully. Many booths of kid stuffs and games were in the centre of the park. On the left of the park, there were chamber pots while on the right side were lots of trees. On the back of the park, there were no trees but lots of big holes for planted. Cheers of laughter resonated through the stale air. Sunlight reflected off small pebbles and stones in the most ethereal way.
“Hey! It’s mineeee~!” a young, cute red haired boy exclaimed (or more like squealed) as he grabbed his treasure flower pot from the lion haired boy and held it close to his chest.
“Oops~” The lion haired boy brought his fingers against his lips. “I’m sorry Junnie.” He smiled shyly, embarrassed for a moment when little Junsu caught him taking the pot from its place. He scratched the back of his head, a habit when he was nervous.
“What did you do to my poooot~?” Junsu pouted.
“And why did you bring a scissor, Hyung?” A husky voice asked behind the cute boy as he put his small arm around the boy’s shoulder. Junsu jerked in surprise at the sudden touch. “Chunnie!” his strawberry red lips pursed a little.
“Ow, don’t pout Junnie. It’s so hard to resist ya know.” Little Yoochun merely smirked when he saw a slight blush from the cute boy beside him.
“Aish those two.” Another figure approached them. “What are you doing anyways Yunho Hyung?” the youngest yet the tallest one, Changmin, asked the lion hair when he saw the boy looking on another pot as if he was looking for something.
“Hm, nothing.” Yunho countered. His eyes kept looking at the-not-so-many pots. He examined the flowers one by one, searching for his precious baby boo's favourite flower.
Hm, I'm sure he said he likes roses but there are too many roses. Where is the most beautiful one? Come here baby rose~~
He kept examining the flowers, ignoring Junsu and Yoochun who were playing a cat and mouse game as the cat tried to catch a mouse. Junsu squealed when Yoochun caught him, they laughed in glee until both of them fall down on the ground, while the youngest was playing a video game somewhere in the park.
“Aha!” Yunho clapped his hands mirthfully when he spotted the flower he was looking for. The flower was the most beautiful one compared to the other flowers. It was white rose signaling a pure love. He grabbed the pot, examining it. The pot was decorated with lots of bambies on its side. There was a KJ curving on the bottom of the pot. A sprig of white rose planted on the pot, shining brightly when the sun shone right at the flower. He brought the flower close to his nose and took a sniff.
It smells like my baby boo.
His lips curved into a big grin and he grabbed the scissor and cut the only sprig of white rose. “I’m sure my baby boo will love it.” He chuckled smugly, his eyes sparkling, imagining his beautiful boo smiled widely when he received his favorite flower from him as he knelt down in front of him. He learned it from the movie he watched, the girl was happy and she ppoppo-ed the man after that. He wanted his baby boo to ppoppo him too so he tried to copy the actions, hoping his boo would ppoppo him like the girl in the movie.
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh~~ my baby boo’s cheery red lips will be mine~~ so yummy yummy~
“Yunnie~~” A sweet yet beautiful voice distracted him from his thought. He turned around and quickly hid the flower on the back of his back. He smiled when he saw his baby boo ran towards him. His small foot made it hard to run fast.
“My baby Boo~”
Little Jaejoong’s fair cheeks flushed pink, just like the lollypop, hearing Yunho called him by his nickname. Yunho grabbed his hand with his free hand as soon as he stood in front of him. He promptly knelt down and lifted his head up as he smiled widely and Jaejoong stared at him in confusion. Yunho pulled out his right hand, showing a sprig of white rose to his Joongie.
“My baby boo Joongie.” Yunho started. “I took this flower just for you, taking the most beautiful flowers, lifting the heavy pot full of soil and the pain of hundreds of thorns that pierce the skin. I do it all just for my beautiful baby boo.” He ranted and closed his eyes, waiting the soft lips touch his cheek or his lips.
Jaejoong blinked, he looked at Yunho’s face and at the flower in his hand then at the pot laid meter away from him before he looked back at the flower. He blinked once again.
Yunho waited and waited and waited, but nothing touched his face, no sound of Jaejoong’s mouth, no giggle, no ppoppo, no, nothing. He opened his eyes jittery just to saw a pair of eyes watery. He gasped, didn’t know what made Jaejoong cry. He stood up and cupped his boo face.
“What- why are you crying, boo?” Yunho inquired frantically and waved away Jaejoong’s tears with his small thumbs. He was worried yet wondering why his boo was crying.
Jaejoong pushed him as he shrieked. “It is MY flowerrrr~!! You cut MY flower Yunniiieeeee!!!” His little stockinet feet pounding the ground in anger.
“Wha- your flower?!” Yunho dropped his jaw wide open.
Junsu, Yoochun and Changmin ran towards the two. Little Junsu hugged Little Jaejoong as he pressed his face against Junsu’s shirt and sobbed, pointing a shaking finger at his flower.
“Bad bad Yunnie Hyung!! You make Joongie cry.” Junsu said dejectedly, holding Jaejoong’s shaking body. He bit his bottom lip as he tried to holding back his tears. He felt like crying as well seeing his friend cried.
“Mommyyyyy~~ My flower… I’m taking care of it really good… but now it’s pointless… my flower… Huaaaaaaa Mommyyyyyyy~~” Jaejoong shrieked and sniveled.
“Boo... I’m sorry…” Yunho looked down, feeling guilt and didn’t dare to look up because he didn’t want to see his boo’s crying eyes.
“Repair it again Yunnie Hyung~” Junsu said.
“I will!!” Yunho zealously countered and looked up at Jaejoong. “I will Boo!! I’ll do whatever to make it like the beginning!”
Jaejoong stared at Yunho and nodded, his head bobbing back and forth clumsily though he couldn’t stop his tears.
Oh, but what should I do? What should I do?? Yunho’s brain was thinking hard, searching for a good trick to repair it.
“Er…” Yoochun started. “What will you do now Hyung?” he asked, titling his small head to the side as he raised his eyebrows. He wondered what his Hyung would do to repair it. He then turned his head towards his dolphin who was trying to pacify the crying Jaejoong and made him calm down.
Yunho looked at Changmin, hoping he would give him an idea considering he has a brilliant and smart brain compared to the others. But the latter merely shrugged and lifted both of his hands up. “I’m sorry Hyung. I have no an idea.” He said nonchalantly.
Yunho huffed and pouted. He then closed his eyes as he breathed in, calming his heartbeat in the process of calming himself. He thought that he had to calm down first as he couldn’t do anything if he was panic. What should I do to combine the sprig with its plant?
“AHA!” Yoochun exclaimed and chuckled as an idea pop up on his head. He walked closer to Yunho and whispered something to him.
Part 2