HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD.
so it is two in the morning, and i've just gone and taken a shower.
the way the stalls are arranged in our washroom, the two shower stalls are back-to-back, and when i bypassed the one closest to our side of the building (b/c i always use the other one okay shut up), it was closed and i had the creepy feeling that there was someone in there. of course, i'd just come from reading the creepypasta post that is happening on ontdcreepy tonight, so i was a little twitchy. but i wanted a shower, okay, i felt gross after sitting around all day in the same outfit i'd worn for a week. so i man'd up and hopped into the shower.
and then.
and THEN.
i turned on the water and there was suddenly movement in the corner of my eye, underneath the crack between the two stalls.
and ohmygod, you guys. i spent the most horrifying thirty seconds of my life trying to figure out if those were TOES dancing out of the way on the other side of that stall wall. fucking TOES.
of course, it was just our cream or otherwise FLESH-COLOURED shower curtains rippling under the force of the spray, but holy fuck. cue the shortest shower ever taken in history, srsly.
also, somebody has thrown out two plates of food in the garbage in our washroom. one of them had a great big pile of perfectly good chicken nuggets on it, guys :(
i'm a little embarrassed to admit that i spent longer than is appropriate staring at them and trying to convince myself that once food has gone in the garbage, it stays in the garbage.
chicken nuggetttttts :((((((
ohyeah, and to traumatize those who haven't seen it yet and b/c i suspect you guys are going to make the best faces, have this gif:
:D