Haikus, part two.
Although I'm not that particularly religious, I have decided something I want to give up for Lent next year.
Therefore, next year, I will cryogenically freeze myself for Lent. 40 days of just not living is quite the sacrifice. Maybe I won't have to give anything up ever again! Wonderful.
15 minutes until class ends. That means it's haiku time.
Oh the Calculus,
I want to kill myself now!
My brain is so sad.
It's time to go home.
I really want to stop this,
all of this thinking.
Chem lab practicum,
effed up the spectrometer,
I didn't know that
the directions were
right side of the computer
got a score of 2.
It's time to get grades
got a B in chem lab,
it's time to fail out.
Summer will be nice,
Even though I stil have class,
More learning to do.
I hope I don't melt,
excessive learning to do,
Oh my God, more school?
I am so tired,
and I am writing haikus,
life is just dandy.
Lethargic muscles,
maybe from a lack of sleep,
my wisdom teeth hurt.
Haiku writing
is helping pass time
9 minutes have passed.
An epic poem,
Created by an old man,
What the hell, Homer?
Give me a giraffe,
I'll keep it in my basement,
I don't have either.
4 minutes from now,
I will not have more classes,
Today will be good.
--Lindsey!