Finals Fatality: May 1, 2006.

May 01, 2006 16:27

Tech: 1, Lindsey: 0.

In an effort to update her LiveJournal.com blog, Lindsey Hankins, ChBe '10, died suddenly from over exertion (of the life).

"Her head imploded, and then exploded, and then Journey started playing from an unknown source." Said Lionel Richie, suddenly, during an unrelated interview with Spin Magazine.

Nobody knows how this happened, but many suspect it was because of Georgia Institute of Technology's Finals week. Lindsey was scheduled to take three exams, but only got through one.

Lindsey is survived by 3 horses, an oreo cookie, an inorganic chemistry textbook, and 40 pairs of underpants.

Lindsey will be buried on Saturday, May 6th, under DramaTech's Black Box.
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