While whining about the relatively expensive prices for e-book readers in Malaysia:

Me: why is it that things “supposed” to make our lives better are so expensive!
God: because then they don’t break as fast? :S
Me: I mean entertainment gadgets are cheap compared to productivity tools :S
God: entertainment needs to be cheap for the masses to be ( Read more... )

Malay version here. English below the cut. XD

Helo helo sayang
Awak panggil, tak boleh dengar
Tak ada servis kat sini la
Di kelab ini

Apa, apa, tak dengar la
Ah, talian hampir putus
Maaf, tak boleh dengar la
Sini sibuk sikit

Sibuk sikit
Sibuk sikit
Maaf tak dengar, sibuk sini

Tunggu kejap
Lagu suka I dah sampai
Nak hantar mesej pun tak boleh
I ( Read more... )

Ok, I think it’s official that I’ve been spending a lot of time with the fujoshis. It’s COMPLETELY WELL-SPENT especially when you consider that reading these headlines (same news, different papers) brighten my day!

Mancini sudah lama idam Tevez and ‘Saya buru dia sejak dua tahun lalu’

Then Linkin HAD to pass me this.

*facepalms*

Original entry as ( Read more... )

TTL: Chris Your leather jacket makes you look fat. *points to tummy*

Chris: It’s ok, I’m having Zac Efron’s baby.

Edit: Scroll down for more laughs!

Refer to this poster:

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It’s one thing if your client thinks you’re married, it’s quite another when the office thinks so.

Chris: *After being told that one of the newer designers think that he’s married with kids* Ok, it’s a good reason to get married.

A few minutes later:

Twitter: chris:Not So Good Reason To Get Married #1: It may be time to get hitched when you’re ( Read more... )

As posted by me on Twitter: Geminianeyes laughs at Microsoft: They introduced Cibai, which is Malaysian Hokkien for ….

I really, really wish this was a joke.

Original entry as appearing at Broken Shield and Sword.

My attempt at really bad, clichéd and horrible lyrics inspired by the emo-sounding song that is Kalafina’s sprinter. Writing these lyrics gave me a small toothache (no joke). I had fun though! I love watching all those videos, which make sense if you watch the series but none if you don’t. :P This was fun!

Imprisoned by my own hands
I had no hope of ( Read more... )

You all heard about the swine flu right? Well, it brought back memories to Luc and here’s what she went ahead to do:

Luc: Virus, Bacteria, Parasite.
Me: …..
Me: : orz
Luc: That you can name.
Luc: starts in Canada
Luc: Yes, I’m playing it now.
Me: …
Me: AHAHAHAHA
Me: Sis, your assignment?
Luc: ……I’m halfway through, shush.
Luc: Canada is being ( Read more... )

Chris: *In response to another comment* For any enquiries please SMS me do not call me.

Grayfox: WHAT?

Chris: Huh?

Grayfox: I heard it as “for any fingering…”

Me and Chris:…

Me: Well, at least we know what Grayfox is thinking.
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After the racist rant, nothing is better than laughing at a good photoshoot.
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