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And because of that, Danny got picked on.

Here it is.

( Cannot )

Hey, remember the porning hour? I do!

This'll be my entry for 30_lemons prompt #30, and it was written between 2:00 A.M. and 3:30 A.M. ... 'cause apparently I don't sleep. Like ever.

Oh! And I didn't cheat. Like, at all. WTF all over the place, I'll tell ya.

~_~;; 'S bedtime. Enjoy the porn!

Edit: I didn't post it last night (this morning?) because I ( Read more... )

Behold! Cheatery beyond the bounds of any cheatery posted on this journal, heretofore.

And if you think I'm not damned proud of it, you're mad.

30_lemons prompt #13, "the stables" ahoy, go forth and enjoy the porn! (And if you figure out why I wrote this story for this prompt, you win a star. A green foil star. Yay.)

( Expected Protestation )

Oh noes, it's another angsty mistr3ss-list!

a) This fic is unbearably fluffy because the new Harry Potter book was sad enough to make me cry myself into a stomach-ache;

b) All credit for Russel's fine culinary invention goes to pockygirl, who wanted to breed pears (which are overly sweet) with oranges (which are overly bitter);

and c) I still hate ( Read more... )

So I'm sitting on the bus, taking my students down to Cincinnati for homestay, and I get all inspired to write a story. Not too surprising, I generally tend to get bunny'd worse during high-stress times than I do other times. I had this great idea that I'd write a story about this-that-and-the-other ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD IT'S FINALLY DONE.

*breathes heavily*

Okay, so about a trillion years ago, I happened across this delightfully wicked drawing by Daiin, and decided that I would write a story about it. And then, Daiin went and made a contest for it, and ... the muses promptly deserted me.

>_< liek woah ( Read more... )

Several points of interest here:

a) Beware my newfound fetish of Danny with a gun, trained to fight and kill, WTF.

b) All of the violence in this fic can be attributed to Barnes & Noble for not delivering my fucking Harry Potter book on time, when I had one-ONE-fucking day to read it before my students got here.

c) If you chat with me often and ( Read more... )

Yay-hey for the porning hour! All y'all whom I told earlier tonight that I was going to bed? Well that pissed-off little Alphonse!muse of mine overheard that and decided that sleep wasn't in my future. Bastard muse.

So I stayed up and wrote this and double-yay, I'm now going to bed. Goodnight.

(P.S.: This is my attempt to cheat at 30_lemons prompt #1, " ( Read more... )

Well.

This is the best I'm going to get for 30_lemons prompt #3, "Sexuality of Terror," but I'm pretty sure I cheated like a complete bastard to get here ( Read more... )

Hey, it's FMA fic! What a freakin' shock. ~_~;;

This story is set six years after the end of the series, and it's not the same Al and Danny from Empty Nest. I seem to have two sets of this pair, actually, very distinct from each other. You might recognize this version of them from this story, and hints of them in others ( Read more... )