30 Lemons Challenge #17: A Squire's Tale. Edward/Russel, NC-17

[mistr3ssquickly]

Chrstphrl and I were discussing knights because my husband was designing a jousting video game, and I said it wouldn’t surprise me to learn that knights and their squires were lovers out of necessity, if not out of deeper reasons, back in the day. Chrstphrl agreed, and the bunny showed up today wearing feathers and pretending to be a turkey

Comments

[mistr3ssquickly]

My dear, you won the first comment game because you're like me and you're up in the middle of the night, doing the fanfiction!smut thing. But you get a cookie anyway *showers you in nummy porn cookies*

I'm glad you liked to story. I was going to leave Ed's arm and leg in armor, but it just didn't work, so I scarred him horribly. Bad me. But Alphonse ... well, you know those jousters. ^_~

And indeed, it was cold writing this. Were I them, i'd have taken my playing ... elsewhere. With blankets and a roaring fire. Or like a Holiday Inn, because it's a fantasy and they could have like Ye Olde Holidae Inne ... right?

No.

Thank you for commenting!

[matthewfullhart]

I have to say, after my long hiatus of reading your stuff, I am very pleased with it. It had a certain... classically romantic feeling to it. I'm bad at leaving comments, though, so I'll just stop now. Good job!

[mistr3ssquickly]

Any comment from you is a wonderful thing, to me, sweetheart. Now go read ABSOLUTLEY EVERYTHING YOU'VE MISSED. As you stopped reading in, oh, May was it? you'll find that you've only missed out on about 100 fics. *snicker snicker*

But seriously, please do go read Domesticity so that you can read Empty Nest, and there are two others I think you ought read as well. I'll start pestering you with them ...

*hugs you* Thank you for reading my stuff, babe.

[lifeinahole27]

::huggles squire russ:: he's just too cute! that, my dear, was amazing. ::pets the turkey-bunny:: the river scene was hot, and the ending was wonderful! ^_^ something for me to be thankful for, that i started reading your writing, otherwise, i would still be out of the fanfiction ring, and i didn't like it out there...

~Sar

[mistr3ssquickly]

I swear, if i had artistic skills, I'd so draw Ed in his knight-wear and Russel in his squire-wear, and Fletcher running around in his little Robin Hood thing, because you know he'd be wearing a Robin Hood thing. But I don't, so I'll just write more porn instead.

I'm thankful for you, and not just for the cookies, sweetie. Thank you so much for reading me and being my friend. *sappy snuggles*

[chrstphrl]

I love you. I just love you. This was so sweet and beautiful and hot. I love Russel telling Ed his fantasy and Ed half teasing him about it. I do see Russ as the romantic of the two so this is perfect. Splendid. Lovely. Delightful.

*snuggles you*

[mistr3ssquickly]

Edward's just too screwed up to be romantic, ne? Lucky he's got a stud like Russel to help him out.

I'm so glad you liked the story, hon. I was going to leave it just AU at the end, but ... temptation overtook me to make it one of Russel's fantasies. I've actually got a list of his fantasies ... the "watch Ed come all over a wall" from "Rear View Window" is on that list. P'raps I should write more of them ...

Thank you so much for reading me. I love you back, a gazillion times. *hugs*

[dxinsider]

CUTE!! I was sooooo turned on

[mistr3ssquickly]

Excellent! That is the point of my fiction: to turn folks on.

May I ask where you got your icon and if it has any hidden meaning? It's killing me with cute.