006 - Eridan : Be totally unaware of who you're really speaking to.

[misterwwizard]

(PHONE, FAILFILTERED FROM CONDESCE)

Okay, so I know you're all really fuckin' worried about me defectin' to her or whatever with regardin' my past history a' bein' a cowardly douchefish or whatever the fuck you're callin' me

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phone

[envyspites]

Oooo, who's this Feferi person?

[misterwwizard]

She's my matesprit.

Well you humans would be callin' her my girlfriend but I'm likin' the term matesprit better it's more universal.

[why did you say you had a girlfriend Eridan you're not going to hear the end of it]

[envyspites]

Ohuhuhuhuhuhu! Mister Ampora has a girlfriend, eh?

[misterwwizard]

A' course I do! What, you expected a troll a' my caliber to be forever alone?

[envyspites]

Yeah, I did. Because the only caliber I see is a self-righteous ham. [pot kettle black etc. ]

[misterwwizard]

Oh I won't be denyin' I love attention.

An' I'm gonna consider it as exceedin' your expectations.

kjlfhgklgh that expression

[envyspites]

Nah.

I just really feel sorry for this Feferi girl.

[misterwwizard]

an' why is that it's not like I'm that bad a catch!

[envyspites]

That's exactly my point.