004 - Forevver Alone.

[misterwwizard]

Phone, unfiltered.[Eridan's been pretty confident about this whole new leaf he's been turning. He's got a moirail, a potential matesprit... Everything. Hell, he's even sure about this whole human homecoming dance thing...Doesn't care about filters for this because hey, he wants the whole world to hear his declarations

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[chastesaw]

*Oh, this isn't going to end well. But if Feferi hasn't said anything yet...*

Eridan. What are you doing.

[misterwwizard]

Well, askin' Fef to the dance. What does it look like I'm doin'? We've been actin' rather flush for each other an' apparently that's what you're supposed to be askin' someone you're feelin' quite red for in this human society.

[chastesaw]

Your understanding of human romantic customs aside, are you really trying to pretend you didn't do what you did to her?

[misterwwizard]

Kan I'm not tryin' to pretend that what I did didn't happen. I was gonna be tellin' her eventually. Can't be sweepin' what I did under a rug an' pretendin' otherwise, after all....

[chastesaw]

Actually I find it infinitely more likely that yes, you were going to pretend otherwise.

[misterwwizard]

An' risk makin' things worse for me? That's not exactly the easiest a' things to hide either...

[chastesaw]

And what is the present situation if not "making it worse"?

I cannot trust your word, Eridan, nor can I trust the rest of you.

[misterwwizard]

Well, I was going to be tellin' her at some point! Just thought it'd be fuckin' awkward to be makin' any kind a' start when the first things you're sayin' to someone is "Hey, Sorry I fuckin' blew a hole through your chest, I'm hopin' we can still be friends though!"

Was gonna tell her when I knew she knew I was stickin' to my word a' bein a new troll.

Same thing with Sol, both him an' I are pretty prime target for the drones constant fuckin' bullyin' so I offered a truce.... was gonna be tellin' him what happened, too at some point to show off the strength a' our alliance.