MY PLAN, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE MADNESS WITHOUT ONE

[misterwalnut]

Two more days until Christmas eve. Until then, I must

1. Find a gift for my baby bro. We share an inexplicable fondness for trains (growing up in China with relatives scattered in every city does that to you, I suppose), and he hinted at wanting one with all the subtlety of a trainwreck (...lol) - so I already know what I'm looking for. The real

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[staroverthesea]

Waitwhat, you snowboard? Seriously?

Ugh, if I still lived in Canada we could go together. :(

Try Walmart or Zellers or something. I'm sure they have some cheap stuff that caters to crotchfruit.

[misterwalnut]

Well, no - I ski - BUT I'm determined to learn to snowboard like a pro this year. And lol @ crotchfruit. Don't steal my line.

[staroverthesea]

Ah, I see. Just a quick heads-up, it takes about three days before you really get the hang of it. I think you learned to ski in a day though, so...I don't know. Tell me how it goes.

And babe, stealing your line is what I do best. :P

[misterwalnut]

I WILL.

IN GREAT DETAIL.

MAYBE EVEN OVER THE PHONE.

And yeah, a friend of mine said snowboarding is a lot less 'intuitive' than skiing. We're getting free lessons, though, so hopefully some hot instructor will help me get the hang of it. 8D

ALSO: DO NOT WANT.

[staroverthesea]

I await your phone call eagerly, my sassy Sally.

What is there to not want? Sex, drugs, a closeted affinity for men; I have it all.

[misterwalnut]

Sex, drugs, a closeted affinity for men, and a gift for answering my own questions.

/fixed

[staroverthesea]

Hahah! Nice. Oh you little dork you.

[misterwalnut]

UM HELLO, POT, MEET KETTLE.

[staroverthesea]

Actually, I'm just a superdouche with an overly-flamboyant education trying to outsnark you. I'm xxxtrahot. Not dorky.

[misterwalnut]

The first part is true.

Anything after 'superdouche' I've just dismissed as the ramblings of a madman. Or that of a closeted homosexual (who is also a dork).

[staroverthesea]

Most of what you've written is true.

Anything after 'homosexual' I've just dismissed as the ramblings of a stubborn mule who won't let up.

[misterwalnut]

Anything from you I've just dismissed as wanton fangirling over my scalpel-sharp wit.

Imitation is flattery, after all.

[staroverthesea]

If anything, I've come to expect a certain degree of kinkiness from you. The scalpel comment only reinforced this.