Don't Ask, Don't Tell not enforced during wartime!
No shit. Didn't these guys ever watch M*A*S*H? Corporal Klinger figured out the problems with exploiting military loopholes a long time ago.
As an aside, I wonder what the response would be if, say, conservative groups agreed to sex education classes in public schools, with the stipulation that anal sex be discouraged in the lesson plan, and details about the problems with it (Increased risk of condom failure, increased risk of STD transmission, "there's shit in there") were provided. I'd be tempted to support classes like that just to see what happens.