Just...taking a head count on who's safe in their rooms right now. Y'know, like the nice first mate all told us to be.

Hey, uh.

I kinda need some advice.

How do you let a really nice girl down without making her cry or something?

And the ship explodes just as I was getting bored.

This cruise just keeps getting better and better.

Now...if only a particular lady would be willin' to join me on a walk along the beach...say...tonight?