Trip 3 [Locked from Nemmy]

[misterhoodsir]

Hey, uh.

I kinda need some advice.

How do you let a really nice girl down without making her cry or something?

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[strongerfaster]

Did you say "nice"?

Yeah, she's gonna cry.

[misterhoodsir]

Okay, so I'm boned.

New question; how do I get the least amount of crying?

[strongerfaster]

Well, that depends. Do want to endure the least amount of crying, or do you want her to cry the least amount?

[misterhoodsir]

Uhm...obviously I want her to cry the least amount. Because she is a sweetheart.

Plus I dunno what the hell t'do once a girl starts to cry.

[strongerfaster]

Oh that's easy. Get her pissed off at you.

[misterhoodsir]

...what if I don't want her pissed off at me? Option B.

[strongerfaster]

You make her cry. At least if you get her pissed off at you she'll think the whole thing turned out fine instead of spending a whole bunch of time wondering what she did to make this seemingly wonderful boy dump her.

[misterhoodsir]

Oh. Wait, so...I piss her off, and I'm a douche, but at least she feels good about herself?

[strongerfaster]

You're a douche anyway.

[misterhoodsir]

That works.

Problem is I've got no clue how to piss this girl off.

[strongerfaster]

Oh, she's one of those girls, isn't she. Like, nice. Huh. Well, babe, where there's a will there's a way. I don't even know which girl it is you're looking to make cry.

[misterhoodsir]

...Nemmy? The Japanese girl?

And yeah, she's one of those.

[Sigh. Relationships are complicated.]

[strongerfaster]

Never met 'er. There's gotta be something that bugs her.

[misterhoodsir]

Guess so.

Thanks.