Unquestionable Failure: A QC Companion

May 12, 2009 02:43

A few months ago I got fed up with Questionable Content once and for all. Now, I know that many of you are not like me, and do not feel the compulsion to ween themselves off of the speedball of comic literature what is this travesty of netspace. However, if you ARE like me, then I have created a tool for you. It's called "Questionable Failure." I need not explain more, as it comes with a foreword that explains everything. Here you go, folks.



Unquestionable Failure:
The Completely Real Conclusion of Questionable Content

Hello. If you're anything like me, then you probably read the hit webcomic Questionable Content. Perhaps you started eons ago, back when you actually enjoyed reading it daily. But now... now it makes you suffer. You shut your eyes and scream at every fourth panel as the characters writhe and suffer in their own inability to understand just how horrible they've become.

Unquestionable Failure is a companion to the Questionable Content series. It does what Questionable Content cannot ever hope to do: have an ending. In fact, as far as I'm concerned, this series shows how QC actually ends. I have not consulted Jeph Jacques about this, but I don't feel I have to. The material speaks for itself.

So read, my children, and remember... when something is over, it's over. You can stop reading it after that.



















































The. End.

unquestionable failure, undeniably attractive, questionable content

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