I was named after the character in Winnie the Pooh.
Christopher is the #11 most common male name.
1.035% of men in the US are named Christopher.
Around 1267875 US men are named Christopher!
source namestatistics.com
You may NOT call me Christopher. Chris, Churchy, Moody fuckin' Prick, etc. are all acceptable. There are only 2 reasons by which you may refer to me as Christopher (and I ain't tellin' so don't bother askin')
My middle name is Wayne, BTW. I don't use it on any official documents, because it's my father's middle name, and i would rather use my Grandfathers M.N.(Albert), for personal reasons. News of the Weird occasionally has a section named "That Middle Name" wherein they list the criminal activities of men with the middle name of "Wayne".
Coincidence? I say nay.
(actually i just said "neigh", but i'm feeling a little hoarse right now.)
Hilarity will now ensue.