I'm the Jerk du Soleil
Does Cirque du Soleil own incriminating photos of the programming execs at Bravo? Seems like every time i flip past, they're showing another round of those prancing schmucks.
Honestly, people. Maybe i'm just a cranky old philistine, but the only way i could find this stuff entertaining is if the dancers (performers?, interpreters?, winsome bringers of dreams and childlike joy? Whatever.) were being chased about the theatre by a pack of cranked-out rhesus monkeys trained to go for the crotch? I'd buy a ticket for that.
The preceding statement contained my first and only use of monkeys as a humourous device within this journal. No more tired monkey references here. This i swear to you now.
Crotch injury laughs will continue unabated.
Oh, before i forget- I need to plug the advice column that me and Marquisdd are trying to get started. So if you need schooling on matters of the heart, mind, spirit, and other and such sundry topics, drop us a line or three at setmestraight@dejadu.com.
Remember, i'm a misunderstood genius and a self styled expert on everything, so you're in good hands.
Please activate your extreme sarcasm filters for that last sentence.
Thanks.
Honestly, people. Maybe i'm just a cranky old philistine, but the only way i could find this stuff entertaining is if the dancers (performers?, interpreters?, winsome bringers of dreams and childlike joy? Whatever.) were being chased about the theatre by a pack of cranked-out rhesus monkeys trained to go for the crotch? I'd buy a ticket for that.
The preceding statement contained my first and only use of monkeys as a humourous device within this journal. No more tired monkey references here. This i swear to you now.
Crotch injury laughs will continue unabated.
Oh, before i forget- I need to plug the advice column that me and Marquisdd are trying to get started. So if you need schooling on matters of the heart, mind, spirit, and other and such sundry topics, drop us a line or three at setmestraight@dejadu.com.
Remember, i'm a misunderstood genius and a self styled expert on everything, so you're in good hands.
Please activate your extreme sarcasm filters for that last sentence.
Thanks.