Maurice
No, I don't want to grow a moustache during the month of November. I don't care if it is for a good cause, I'm not doing it! No, I'm not being a boring git either. Well, maybe I am a little bit but it's my upper lip on my face that's going to have to put up with this extra growth of hair. Not just for a short time either, but for an entire month! That's just crazy! I mean, when I'm out and about people will see it. When I'm at teaching Mexicans, they'll see it too. When I'm on stage singing at people, the audience will see it.
Perhaps I should simply lock myself away from everybody else's eyesight this month so nobody knows what a moustachioed me looks like. Or, better idea, just go about my life as normal without growing any extra facial hair. Yes, that's what I'll do.
Betty didn't have a 'tache in today's Deal or No Deal. Instead she had the most valuable box in the game on the table in front of her but sold it for £20,000.
Perhaps I should simply lock myself away from everybody else's eyesight this month so nobody knows what a moustachioed me looks like. Or, better idea, just go about my life as normal without growing any extra facial hair. Yes, that's what I'll do.
Betty didn't have a 'tache in today's Deal or No Deal. Instead she had the most valuable box in the game on the table in front of her but sold it for £20,000.