Non naturist
I think I have too many clothes. I only have one body, so why do I need more than one set of clothes, right? Well, maybe two sets so that one set of them can be washed while I wear the other set. But I really don't see the need for any more than that.
Any more clothes than that results in the ridiculous situation I find myself in now, namely that I have a huge mountain of clean clothes on the table in my flat, which I now have to put away. Some of these clothes might need ironing first too, although I'll naturally try and avoid doing any of that if I can; the meagre benefit of wearing a crease-free garment pales into insignificance when compared with the extreme effort involved in making that garment crease-free by using an iron.
Ah well. It is far too late at night to be thinking of tackling such a mammoth task as putting clothes away right now. They'll just have to stay on the table until I can find some time to do it. Maybe next week.
Cor blimey, guv'nor. Eastender Mave played today's Deal or No Deal and came away with ten grand. Lovely.
Any more clothes than that results in the ridiculous situation I find myself in now, namely that I have a huge mountain of clean clothes on the table in my flat, which I now have to put away. Some of these clothes might need ironing first too, although I'll naturally try and avoid doing any of that if I can; the meagre benefit of wearing a crease-free garment pales into insignificance when compared with the extreme effort involved in making that garment crease-free by using an iron.
Ah well. It is far too late at night to be thinking of tackling such a mammoth task as putting clothes away right now. They'll just have to stay on the table until I can find some time to do it. Maybe next week.
Cor blimey, guv'nor. Eastender Mave played today's Deal or No Deal and came away with ten grand. Lovely.